The Screensaver

Transcript

• (Tiger opens the door)
• Tiger: Hello, Kipper! What are you doing?
• Kipper: My old screen saver is broken!
• Tiger: Oh my gosh!
• (Kipper's old computer screen saver explodes causing the computer to have the Blue Screen of Death)
• (Alarm and computer error sounds)
• Female Computer Voice: WARNING! Your old computer screensaver has been destroyed, causing the whole computer to have the Blue Screen of Death and it will self destruct in 3... 2... 1! Have a nice day.
• (The computer explodes)
• Kipper: (cries) Oh, dear!
• Tiger: What's the matter?
• Kipper: I had to buy a new computer and a new screen saver.
• Tiger: That's a great idea! Let's get it!
• (Kipper and Tiger leave and close the door)
• (Shows title card: "Later at the computer store...")
• (Kipper and Tiger go to the computer store)
• Kipper and Tiger: Wow!
• Kipper: All right, what should we get? A new computer like the new one called an iMac!
• Tiger: No, you can't get an iMac! It costs £69.35.
• Kipper: This one looks cool, it's a laptop, which I called it, the Dell Inspiron 6000 Laptop, which has an Intel Pentium 4 processor, and the new Windows XP operating system.
• Tiger: No, Kipper! That's worse; it costs £107.87.
• Kipper: But that new Acer TravelMate P633-M is lookin' good!
• Tiger: (jealous) No! It costs £380.31.
• Kipper: Okay fine, we've have to find some more computers.
• (Shows title card: "A few moments later...")
• Kipper: There it is!
• (Shows HP NC6000 on the table)
• Kipper: (off-screen) It's the new HP NC6000, and it only costs £385.25! We'll take it!
• (Shows title card: "Back at Kipper's house...")
• Tiger: Now we have to buy a new screensaver for your new laptop, Kipper.
• (Kipper turns on the HP NC6000, and right click the background, and left clicked on the "Personalize" button)
• Kipper: Wow!
• (Pig opens door with Arnold)
• Pig: What are you doing, Kipper?
• Tiger: He's setting up his new computer.
• Arnold: Computer!
• Pig: Well actually that reminds me, we have to go so goodbye!
• (Computer Startup Sounds)
• Kipper: Look -- I can buy a screensaver online!
• Tiger: That's very clever!
• (Doorbell noise)
• Kipper: It's the screensaver!
• (Kipper inserts CD into computer)
• (Computer beep)
• (Jake appears on computer screen)
• Jake: Hello!
• Kipper; What are you doing on my computer?
• Jake: Doing a video chat with you.
• Kipper: Wait, there are pictures already on the computer!
• (Computer shows the picture of Kipper and Tiger next to the empty bowl of water)
• Tiger: That's when we had our hedgehog watch!
• Kipper: Oh yeah!
• Jake: What are you doing?
• Kipper: Oh sorry Jake, we got carried away with this new computer.
• Jake: That's nice, I have the Acer TravelMate P633-M.
• Tiger: How on earth did you afford that?
• Jake: Pig lended me his cash register and I bargained with the cashier.
• Kipper: Who's the cashier?
• Jake: Well, me.
• Tiger: Well that must've been easy.
• Kipper: How about 256 Colour setting!
• (Doorbell rings)
• Pig: We are back! We updated our screensaver.
• Kipper: We just got 256 colours!
• Arnold: Colour!
• Pig: I'm terribly sorry but I just remembered something I have to do.
• Tiger: Again?
• Jake: So what is-
• (Doorbell rings)
• Pig: We just got 256 colours!
• Kipper: would you care for some biscuits?
• Pig: I sure would!
• Tiger: Try to record Jake's video.
• (Kipper types on his computer rapidly and his power goes out)
• Kipper: Oh dear, I must have blown a fuse!
• Arnold: Ja-ke?
• Kipper: Oh well, fancy going down to the fusebox Pig?
• (They fix the computer)
• Kipper: Lets watch some TV on the computer.

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